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painthewallswithmyfuckingbrain,
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superhero-es.
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love-yourself-no-matter-what,
Posted by
wrestlingisbest.
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
(Source: thirlwingz)
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)
Reblogged from
dreamandthecatchers,
Posted by
vosswaterfall.
Reblogged from
lullabyofthelunatics,
Posted by
1haus-of-ill-repute.
Reblogged from
envycamacho,
Posted by
thanksforthethrill.
Reblogged from
bitchasskiwis,
Posted by
findingalabyrinth.
